Why Are Five-Year-Olds Shilling Retinol?

And yes, sometimes parents deserve to be criticized for exploiting their children.

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I’m 48, which means I’m a sarcophagus. Most days you will find me bound in cloth, scrolling my phone while safely ensconced in my crypt. On my good days, I resemble E.T. on a respirator. (This is all satire, so breathe, habibi.) So, when a kind peer…