Where Have All The Weirdos Gone?

I miss a time before whoring for the algorithms became the norm.

Photo by Artem Labunsky on Unsplash

Tell me if this sounds familiar:

Take the day off so you can return refreshed on Monday. You’re weird. Why are your words so bombastic, so multi-syllabic, so mouthy — requiring me to do the drudgery of looking up its meaning online? Be a savage, a saber-toothed beast and…