No, I Do Not Want to Talk On the Phone

Hopping on a “quick call” is my Dante’s Seventh Circle of Hell.

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Watch me stifle a yawn as Jack Torrence, Michael Meyers, and Jason Voorhies wield sharp objects with the intent of filleting me. Witness me fall into a blissful slumber in the Amityville House while blood rains down the walls. I’ve no problem falling prey to a videotape that kills me once I…