Kyrie,

I had THE BEST DAY until I saw that email from Medium and I started screaming in my mountain cabin and my cat fled the scene and then I blasted Wu Tang and I’m sure I’ve scared my neighbors. Dogs are barking as I type this.

I wrote them back and for the first time in a long time, I was an asshole. I was like, how can you be this lazy? LOOK AT THE TWO PIECES SIDE BY SIDE.

I CAN’T, KYRIE. I CANNOT.